Derp

faptop:

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD WHY IS MY SENSE OF HUMOR THIS TERRIBLE

 - Metal Gear Jam 2 Sons of Slam
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dreamstoscenes:

soild-sanek:

i TOLD YOU i COULD NOT STOP.

Oh my lord.

fauxboy:

starshinethecat1:

xxgoldie12xx:

the-winchesters-in-221b:

2ollux-2hip2-2tuff:

davespritedave:

hoechlolly:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

imagine-tenthousand:


mockinggrass:


Go big or go home 


So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.
In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.



So I decided to try it

alrighty, let’s go one more step





i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY


Story of my life


that’s a first.

I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC

I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one

fauxboy:

starshinethecat1:

xxgoldie12xx:

the-winchesters-in-221b:

2ollux-2hip2-2tuff:

davespritedave:

hoechlolly:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

imagine-tenthousand:

mockinggrass:

Go big or go home 

So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.

In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.

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So I decided to try it

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alrighty, let’s go one more step

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i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

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THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY

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Story of my life

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that’s a first.

I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC

I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one

If you see an antimatter version of yourself running towards you, think twice before embracing.

adogwithglasses:

I was trying to get a shiny Zorua but instead ended up with nearly 700 Zorua puppies.  Honestly I don’t even consider that a huge loss, and my only regret is that I cannot play with my 690 Zorua in Pokemon Amie all at the same time.

I don’t let any puppy go without a name, so I nicknamed every single one of them.  There’s Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen, Yakko, Wakko, Dot, Pinky, Brain, Dexter, Douglas, Cosgrove, Tahu, Kopaka, Lewa, Onua, Pohatu, Gali, Balto, Thor, Loki, Cap, Bruce, Banner, Tony, Stark, Clint, Barton, Nick, Fury, Phil, Coulson, Natalia, Romanova, Ylvis, Urheim, Vegard, Yugi, Yuki, Yusei, Yuma, Sweet Bro, Hella Jeff, Geromy, Aang, Katara, Sokka, Toph, Zuko, Gipsy, Danger, Cherno, Alpha, Striker, Eureka, Crimson, Typhoon, Coyote, Tango, Tacit, Ronin, Romeo, Blue, Brawler, Yukon, Horizon, Brave, Diablo, Intercept, Chrome, Brutus, Rza, Gza, Method Man, Raekwon, Ghostface, Inspectah, U-God, Masta Fetcha, Cappadonna, Ol’ Cuddly, Leonardo, Michelangelo, Raphael, Donatello, Venus, Alvin, Simon, Theodore, Mozilla, Google, Opera, Safari, Explorer, Beta, Gamma, Delta, Epsilon, Zeta, Eta, Theta, Iota, Kappa, Lambda, Mu, Nu, Xi, Omicron, Pi, Rho, Sigma, Tau, Upsilon, Phi, Chi, Psi, Omega, Blossom, Bubbles, Buttercup, Gryffindor, Slytherin, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff, Calvin, Hobbes, Turner, Hooch, Starsky, Hutch, Murtaugh, Riggs, Homestar, Marzipan, Strong Bad, Strong Mad, The Cheat, Strong Sad, Bubs, Coach Z, John, Rose, Dave, Jade, Jane, Jake, Roxy, Dirk, Itchy, Doze, Trace, Clover, Fin, Die, Crowbar, Snowman, Stitch, Sawbuck, Matchsticks, Eggs, Biscuits, Quarters, Cans, Doc, Pound, Blanko, Bang, Bupkus, Nawt, Jordan, Barkley, Ewing, Bradley, Johnson, Bogues, Slick, Droog, Boxcars, Deuce, Ed, Edd, Eddy, Heir, Knight, Seer, Prince, Page, Mage, Thief, Bard, Rogue, Sylph, Maid, Witch, Lord, Muse, Walt, Jesse, Hank, Tuco, Gus, Saul, Mike, Alabama, Alaska, Arizona, Arkansas, California, Colorado, Hartford, Delaware, Florida, Georgia, Hawaii, Idaho, Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Kentucky, Louisiana, Maine, Maryland, Massachusets, Michigan, Minnesota, Mississippi, Missouri, Montana, Nebraska, Nevada, Hampshire, Jersey, Mexico, York, Raleigh, Bismarck, Ohio, Oklahoma, Oregon, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, Columbia, Pierre, Tennessee, Texas, Utah, Vermont, Virginia, Washington, Charleston, Wisconsin, Wyoming, Mercury, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, Conquest, War, Famine, Death, Nathan, William, Skwisgaar, Toki, Pickles, Karkat, Aradia, Tavros, Sollux, Nepeta, Kanaya, Terezi, Vriska, Equius, Gamzee, Eridan, Feferi, Kankri, Damara, Rufioh, Mituna, Meulin, Porrim, Latula, Aranea, Horuss, Kurloz, Cronus, Meenah, Fox, Falco, Slippy, Krystal, Peppy, AJ, Howie, Carter, Kevin, Brian, Lance, JC, Joey, Chris, Justin, Clark, Kent, Wayne, Diana, Shayera, Hol, Hal, Stewart, Kyle, Rayner, Wally, West, J’onn, J’onzz, Kal, El, North, South, East, Dre, Yella, Eazy, Ren, Cube, Arabian, Eminem, 50 Cent, Nas, Snoop, The Game, Lil Jon, Lil Bo, Big Sam, Ludacris, 2pac, Notorious, Chamillion, Run, DMC, Jam Master J, Posdnuos, Maseo, Jason, Kimberly, Trini, Billy, Zachery, Tommy, Zeus, Hera, Poseidon, Demeter, Athena, Apollo, Artemis, Ares, Aphrodite, Hephaestus, Hermes, Hestia, Dionysus, Hades, Persephone, Asclepius, Eros, Hebe, Pan, Deimos, Chronos, Nyx, Hyperion, Helios, Hemera, Atlas, Prometheus, Oceanus, Rhea, Ophion, Hydrogen, Helium, Lithium, Beryllium, Boron, Carbon, Nitrogen, Oxygen, Flourine, Neon, Sodium, Magnesium, Aluminum, Silicon, Phosphorus, Sulfur, Chlorine, Argon, Potassium, Calcium, Scandium, Titanium, Vanadium, Chromium, Manganese, Iron, Cobalt, Nickel, Copper, Zinc, Gallium, Germanium, Catnip, Selenium, Bromine, Krypton, Rubidium, Sr38, Yttrium, Zirconium, Niobium, Molybdenum, Technetium, Ruthenium, Rhodium, Palladium, Silver, Cadmium, Indium, Tin, Antimony, Tellurium, Iodine, Xenon, Caesium, Barium, Lanthanum, Cerium, Praseodymium, Neodymium, Promethium, Samarium, Europium, Gadolinium, Terbium, Dysprosium, Holmium, Erbium, Thulium, Ytterbium, Lutetium, Hafnium, Tantalum, Tungsten, Rhenium, Osmium, Iridium, Platinum, Gold, Thallium, Lead, Bizmuth, Polonium, Astatine, Radon, Francium, Radium, Actinium, Thorium, Proactinium, Uranium, Neptunium, Plutonium, Americium, Curium, Berkelium, Californium, Einsteinium, Fermium, Mendelevium, Nobelium, Lawrencium, Rutherfordum, Dubnium, Seaborgium, Bohrium, Hassium, Meitnerium, Darmstadtium, Roentgenium, Copernicium, Ununtrium, Flerovium, Ununpentium, Livermorium, Ununseptium, Ununoctium, Aken, Aker, Ammit, Amun, Amunet, Anhur, Anubis, Anuket, Apophis, Apis, Atum, Bast, Bat, Bes, Geb, Hapi, Hathor, Heget, Henet, Horus, Isis, Iusaaset, Khepry, Khnum, Khonsu, Kek, Maahes, Ma’at, Menhit, Meretseger, Meskhenet, Montu, Min, Mnevis, Mout, Naunet, Osiris, Ptah, Qebui, Ra, Reshep, Seker, Set, Sebek, Shu, Tatenen, Thoth, Wadj-wer, Wepwawet, Agravain, Bagdemagus, Bedivere, Bors, Breunor, Calogrenant, Caradoc, Dagnet, Dinadan, Gaheris, Galahad, Gareth, Gawain, Geraint, Griflet, Hector, Kay, Lamorak, Lancelot, Leodegrance, Lionel, Lucan, Maleagant, Marhaus, Palamedes, Pelleas, Pellinore, Percival, Safir, Sagramore, Segwarides, Tor, Tristan, Uriens, Ywain, Elyan, Ector, Arthur, Constantine, Gorlois, Lot, Mark, Merlin, Mordred, Uther, Acher, Ajax, Alban, Altair, Alvar, Andor, Apara, Apari, Argus, Asher, Astor, Azizi, Bakari, Baruti, Biffo, Boldar, Bruno, Bubba, Carvin, Cedric, Claude, Cleetus, Copano, Cosmos, Cyprin, Cypris, Cyrus, Damon, Darius, Delbin, Devlin, Eldrid, Enzo, Gavin, Gildas, Gunnar, Halvor, Hexus, Isaak, Ivor, Jarvis, Jed, Kasiya, Kelvin, Kosoko, Lateef, Lindar, Lucas, Lutalo, Lyle, Magnus, Marco, Maximos, Mazi, Mudada, Nestor, Nevin, Nils, Obasi, Oswin, Ragnar, Revilo, Rosco, Sadiki, Titan, Todoro, Tomas, Trondo, Ulric, Unika, Useni, Zane, Zantor, Zeke, Zikomo, Vakama, Nokama, Matau, Nuju, Onewa, Whenua, Trespasser, Onibaba, Knifehead, Otachi, Leatherback, Raiju, Scunner, and Slattern and I love every single one of them.

majatek:

Remember how a month ago I entered Ubisoft’s character creation contest with Colonel Commendable?

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I won the monthly prize.

Not only do I get Watch_Dogs for the PS4, I also get a 3D printed replica of my character.

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It arrived today.

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Ubisoft is the greatest.

wow. such paint. very styled. 

wow. such paint. very styled.